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Gaming: GamerGator1337 has been DUMPED by his long term partner in the background of a Kick livestream
Human Farm: The exotic pet industry has seen an uptick within cities that have no regulations
Internet Famous: Sol has a freak out on stream when he discovers more rat images hidden around the site (...seriously who is doing that??)
Human Farm: Surprising absolutely no one, GamerGator1337 lost his fight against an actual athelete
Gaming: Gator banned from Twitch after aimbot usage...
Human Farm: DDOs coming from suspiciously similar channels as the Red Web...
Internet Famous: Fetish streamer LupisPissPup short circuits his computer on stream...
Pharmacy: Vex creator Valerio has had his primary penthouse no knock raided...
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LupisPissPup: very strange val went silent after the raid along w his star performer
OxidHISSation: I won't acknowledge comments from someone who can't spell 'with', or 'your'.
LupisPissPupp: great just what this site needs MORE cringe normie drug users
DubiousDubois: shut UP piss boy or i'll fucking BAN you
Sneckcel: You'll what?
DubiousDubois: nothing....
LupisPissPup: KEK sol defending me???? BASED AF
Snekcel: Not defending you, piss boy.
Lemon'OG'amer: 🦈
Lemon'OG'amer: 🦈
Snekcel: muting.
knotterbutter4: Anyone know how to tell if someone is pregante?
LupisPissPup: stfu breeder
knotterbutter4: Ya make fun of me all ya want but my female mate is pargnet. Better than ya loser. Bitch riding my nine inch Alpha cock all night too!
OxidHISSation: Ladies, you're both threats to women, get out of general.
Snekcel: dont backseat mod my site bitch
LupisPissPup: KEKEKEKEK UR NEW MOD DOES FUCKING KINK STREAMS
Snekcel: and you do pisskink streams pretending to be an alpha, your point?
Snekcel: it is cringe though but so are you
12/30: i didnt piss on my computer i spilled a drink
10/19: sol is so fuckin stupid its not even a pee emoji
9/8: temp ban from youtube and twitch stop sending porn when im doing normie streams
6/7: stop asking about my roommate.
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RatBastardKing🐀@LupisPissPup: nice stream bro
LupisPissPup@RatBastardKing🐀: thanks king
SnekCel👑@LupisPissPup: drama monger in your own thread again and I'll IP ban you.
LupisPissPup@SnekCel👑: wasnt me
SnekCel👑@LupisPissPup: I'm adding the piss tag to your username.
LupisPissPup💦@SnekCel👑: FUCKIN ABUSE OF POWER
Oops@ll🦇alware @LupisPissPup💦
Atta boy. Now go change your damn password to something that isn't "pisspup1999" or whatever the fuck that wetbrain combo was. No, your roomies' initials don't fucking count.You've already fed half the server your shame. No reason to keep handing it silverware.
XxbloodmoonangelxX@LupisPissPup💦: LOL finally admitting not even your piss is real? its OBVIOUSLY apple juice or some shit you FAKE WOLF FREAK. just stop streaming already so you’ll stop hogging viewers from the real wolf freaks.
and stop saying im a cult leader. that is a good idea tho. for a FAKER.
LupisPissPup💦@XxbloodmoonangelxX: WTF are you u even SAYING bro my cock is LITERALLY OUT WHEN I PISS
OxidHISSation@LupisPissPup💦: So... You're finally admitting you're a fetish stream and not a stream "Fighting the good fight against the foids?"
OxidHISSation@LupisPissPup💦: HA, He went offline.
P1NKBLAD3S@LupisPissPup💦: i didn’t even stream snipe you tf
fuck i can promote my music anywhere i want hobo
go cry about it in the comments like the rest of the filler characters lmaooo
🐜🦟🐜🦟🐜🦟🐜🦟🐜
LupisPissPup💦@P1NKBLAD3S: 🏸💥🏸💥🏸💥🏸💥🏸
knotterbutter4@LupisPissPup💦: Love your streams, mate
FranSc3ne@LupisPissPup💦: just so u know—i already bought a puppy tail plug and a leash 🐕🦺 just say the word, alpha 💛
LupisPissPup💦@FranSc3ne: hdjdjdudihfjijkoksjskijalphajdjdkdjdpluggg??????
5/5: ooohh when i fucking catch whos in the backend of my site i sweat to FUCK
5/5: 🐀❤️🐀❤️🐀❤️🐀❤️🐀
5/5: stop DMing me i dont care who has an alt account i dont care who called you a name
11/13: i also am aware droids is still down
10/20: I know farm is still down
10/19: Website is being DDOs attacked, I'm closing registration for new accounts.
10/7: No. I won't take your human 'FrIeNdS' off of farm.
9/3: Dont actually contact me
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P1NKBLAD3S@🐍 SnekCel👑: lmao u banning vermin now? good. half of these greasy little rats been cloggin my inbox anyway.
make it a purge. i’ll bring snacks.
🐍 SnekCel👑@P1NKBLAD3S: for legal reasons i will not ban vermin
P1NKBLAD3S@SnekCell:hhahaaa bro ban them ALL. rats. bugs. parasites. fckn people.
mnnn they twitch so cute when u take their teeth out first 🪩🩸🦷
sorry what were we talking about i blacked out in the middle of this sentence
🐍 SnekCel👑@P1NKBLAD3S:... im clearing my comment section
Oops@🦇llalware@🐍 SnekCel👑:🦇❤️🐍
🐍 SnekCel👑@Oops@🦇llalware: simp
Oops@🦇llalware@🐍 SnekCel👑: 🐍🐀
🐍 SnekCel👑@Oops@🦇llalware: KHJGDRTYUHIJKJNBHGDTYFGUH IF THATS A CUM EMOTE I SWEAR TO FUCK IM NUKING THE SITE
ScizzarLizzardzz @🐍SnekCel👑: 2 dicks, 2 of us...coincidence? we think not. we're good at sharing 💋🐍💦
RabidBadgrk@🐍SnekCel👑: you gonna open up the farm, nagini. I wanna see if your mom's there.
🐍SnekCel👑@RabidBadgrk: what does this mean???? my farm??? your farm??? is the joke calling my mom a cow?????
🐍SnekCel👑@RabidBadgrk: oh
BambooAndBlush @🐍SnekCel👑: When you ban someone, do you do it with your stupid little human hands or do you just waggle your tongue at them while playing make-believe? Prove you ain't a smooth-skin.
BambooAndBlush @🐍SnekCel👑: AH! PLEASE DONT LISTEN TO HIM! I'm so so so so so so sorry for Njal!! Please don't ban us! He didn't mean it! 😣🐰
FranSc3ne@🐍SnekCel👑: If u ever want someone to lick clean ur molting skin, I bought a tongue scraper for this moment 😜
🐍SnekCel👑@FranSc3ne: I dont think ive cringed this hard in months
5/1: You can expect your Vex, or any other Val branded drugs to reach your party before any high wears off with our new delivery system. @ToastedVermin
4/28: Special limited time event, if you send me a screenshot of you annoying Sol, I'll send you a coupon for one of my clubs.
12/20: Special holiday decor and dances await at any of my clubs.
7/18: New Vex form in production.
COMMENTS
P1NKBLAD3S@OxidHISSation: bro pls let me back in
i swear i didn’t even bite him that hard it was like a nibble
come on u KNOW i bring the pretty ones
P1NKBLAD3S@OxidHISSation:i’ll behave this time. swear on my tongue. both of them.
val pls. it smells like piss out here. i’m cold and i got so many ideas
P1NKBLAD3S@OxidHISSation:ok first of all i didn’t even KNOW that guy was your cousin
second of all i didn’t EAT him i just licked a little
third — val please. please. i’m sober out here. do u understand what that’s doing to me
P1NKBLAD3S@OxidHISSation:i'll stand in the corner. i won't even hiss. u can leash me if u want. collar too. i don't care. just let me in i’m so bored i named a roach after u
OxidHISSation@P1NKBLAD3S: This inbox is full.
🐍 SnekCel👑@OxidHISSation: did you just type that you're not accepting messages rather than... just blocking them?
OxidHISSation@🐍 SnekCel👑: This inbox is full.
mosquitoguy™@OxidHISSation: Leon lost the droogs again BEAT HIS ASS!1!!1!!1!1! BAH-BYEEEE
OxidHISSation@mosquitoguy™: While your delivery leaves much to be desired, I always appreciate the tips. There's a free hit of Vex for you each time you keep me updated on my product.
N0xi0usDr34mz69 @OxidHISSation: SoOoo, howz 'bout we toss up a 'wreck yer senses' party kit? Vex fur enrgy, HeXhaust fur vibes, people'll wake up and ragret nuthin! xtra benefit of membering dick-all. We throw it out there as "Instant eXistenial crisis - eXclusive release"
OxidHISSation@N0xi0usDr34mz69: I could understand five words in this message, you're worse than Chad. But, yea sure. But, working with me means I get at least 60% of all profits. And it's my brand naming on the product.
WarbearSix@OxidHISSation: One day I'll eat you, snake.
🐍 SnekCel👑@WarbearSix: based you can threaten to eat val not me
WarbearSix@🐍 SnekCel👑: ur not safe either
🐍 SnekCel👑@WarbearSix: way too far.
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6/27: @FancyDance 🐀 Has joined The Despensery!
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🐍Snekcel👑@FancyDance 🐀: Vermin tag given.
OxidHISSation@🐍Snekcel👑: Seething much? I would bet money that you have her images saved on your hard drive.
🐍Snekcel👑@OxidHISSation: stfu don’t you have a pole to dance on or something
FancyDance 🐀@🐍Snekcel👑: I'm sorry plz don't ban me!! 😭 do you want a private dance?
LupisPissPup💦@FancyDance 🐀: lmao u have sol mega simping prolly reconsidering the rat tag
OxidHISSation@LupisPissPupp: Was ‘Vermin’ too hard for your little brain to spell?
OxidHISSation@🐍Snekcel👑: But, regardless of piss boy, he is right.
🐍Snekcel👑@OxidHISSation: deleted message
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6/16: @DoubtfulDeath 🐀 Has joined The Despensery!
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🐍Snekcel👑@DoubtfulDeath 🐀: Vermin tag given.
Apostate_Of_Hate@🐍Snekcel👑: oh the fucking irony for a fucking serpent who slithered their pathetic way into Eden and stole eve from me believes himself high enough to deem others beneath him.
🐍Snekcel👑@Apostate_Of_Hate: holy shit shut the fuck up you delusional mental case
OxidHISSation@🐍Snekcel👑: No, no. The man has a point in that you’re in no position to denote anyone beneath you, Sol. When’s the last time you left the house?
Apostate_Of_Hate@OxidHISSation: shut the fuck up. You’re not “one of the good ones” for white knighting for me you absolute mongoloid. You’re even worse than him, you directly poison and corrupt the minds of the people meant to devote themselves to me.
OxidHISSation@🐍Snekcel👑: Ok, never mind. You should IP ban him.
Oops@ll🦇alware@Apostate_of_Hate: Slapped together a little script for you so our precious glue factory reject here doesn't get IP-nuked mid slamdown. Honestly thought Sol maxed out the narcissist-per-square-pixel ratio, but nope. Someone actually managed to out-edgelord him and piss off both forum belts in one thread. I'll clip the highlights and upload them later on my archive, I'd hail you if god wasn't dead. (And thanks for the server space, Snekky-Boo <3)
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6/11: @Apostate_Of_Hate Has joined The Despensery!
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BambooAndBlush@Apostate_Of_Hate: We may as well be making an 'All Human' sub if that's what this dumb place is turning into. Wild you're really out here calling yourself a horse, don't even stand out from crowd of humans unless you pull your pants down and flash yourself to them, poser.
BambooAndBlush@Apostate_Of_Hate: Ahh.. i'm sorry for Njals joke.. Not everyone's got obvious traits and that's perfectly okay! Please don't take it to heart. You're more than welcome here, just like the rest of us 🐰❤️
Apostate_Of_Hate@BambooAndBlush: Even without physical traits I am the blueprint, I am what each and every one of you strive to be, you all are diluted from my fucking rib
Apostate_Of_Hate@BambooAndBlush: Any bitch on the street would be lucky to see the first cock, the REAL example
FranSc3ne@Apostate_of_Hate: my womb is empty, my hands are stained, and my thoughts are entirely bout u. plz spit scripture in my mouth and call it communion.
Apostate_Of_Hate@FranSc3ne: youre a pale imitation of my eve but i guess every descendent from my rib should experience the first cock that all others are poor dilutions of
LupisPissPup💦@Apostate_Of_Hate: bro literally said she’s not his eve then hell give pity sex with his pity dick
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6/11: @Xskunk_punkX Has joined The Despensery!
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Apostate_Of_Hate@Xskunk_punkX: You think me, unworthy of being on this site? Since I do not have visible animal features? I am the first man. I am the blueprint that every other PATHETIC man, human and demihuman alike are made from. They all are diluted versions of the original. All women came from my fucking rib, I am not privileged. I am the fucking original
🐍snekcel👑@Apostate_Of_Hate: holy shit bro shut the fuck up you typed a whole ass schizo rant in her comment section
Apostate_Of_Hate@🐍snekcel👑: Begone fucking serpent, your kind has been corrupting and ruining the paradise of Eden. You and the original serpent you worship, Benjamin, are nothing except parasites, cowards to be crushed under my boot before I am allowed back into Eden.
OxidHISSation@Xskunk_punkX: Dm me, perhaps?
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5/22: @BambooAndBlush has received a 30 minute mute ! From mod dubiousdubois reason: no don’t call me that too fuck stay with sol
5/22: @BambooAndBlush has had a mute removed ! Action by mod dubiousdubois reason: lol keep bugging sol
5/22: @BambooAndBlush has received a 30 minute mute ! From mod snekcel reason: stop calling me a smooth skin!!! and my tongue doesn’t fucking flick
5/22: @BambooAndBlush Notiicin the lack of real demi's round here lately. Sites overrun by half-breeds and smoothskins. It's getting real hard to find anyone who ACTUALLY looks the part. Guess not everyone can handle the fur, huh?
@BambooAndBlush: Scrollin through the user gallery and seeing nothing but demi's who'd pass for human in a crowd. Thought this place was suppose to be a community for demi's proud of their animal side. The fuck happened?
5/22: @BambooAndBlush Has joined The Despensery!
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🐍snekcel👑@BambooAndBlush: stop harassing other users it doesn’t matter how “Demi” they look
LupisPissPup💦@🐍snekcel👑: lmao salty much sol???? I thought ur platform was all about freedom of speech and shit
🐍snekcel👑@LipisPissPup💦: News fucking flash Chad this fuck would also hate YOU probably especially you
OxidHISSation@BambooAndBlush: Call me a single thing related to being “smooth” again and I’m offering your little friend a deal of a lifetime, then we’ll see who’s more “superior”.
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5/19: @BlueMoon Has joined The Despensery!
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🐍snekcel👑@BlueMoon: nno I don’t need dual cock piercings
🐍snekcel👑@BlueMoon: Also stop talking about my dicks
LupisPissPup💦@🐍snekcel👑: idk sol…. Might give ppl something to look at 🤏
🐍Snekcel👑@LupisPissPup💦: did you just fucking pinch emote my dicks???
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5/13: @WarbearSix Has recieved a 30 minute mute ! from mod Snekcel Reason: "please..... stop threatening to eat me”
5/19: @WarbearSix Has joined The Despensery!
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OxidHISSation@WarbearSix: You leave another threat on my page or in my DMs—and yes I can tell when the alt accounts are you—I swear to god
LupisPissPup💦@OxidHISSation: ull what Val didn’t u get fucking raided again
OxidHISSation@LupisPissPup💦: Inknow your address, Chad. If you want to know how “raided” I was I can happily call one on you.
Oops@ll🦇alware@OxidHISSation: oops. wrong address.
BambooAndBlush@WarbearSix: With that stupid nose, i'm surprised you can even smell a damn thing besides your own stink, or maybe that's your kids. Either way you could at least try to act a little more bear, nabb.
BambooAndBlush@WarbearSix: I'm...so sorry for Njal... please forgive him.. he doesn't mean it.. 😣 For what it's worth i think you and your family are perfect just as you are!🐰
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5/19: @rumram24 Has joined The Despensery!
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EmberTwilight_Xo @rumram24: Happy to make private videos for one of my biggest fans, petal.
EmberTwilight_Xo @rumram24: For a price of course 😉
rumram23 @EmberTwilight_Xo: name yer price. wait, no. fuck. that sounds like i’m a simp. I mean... goddammit.
rumram24 @EmberTwilight_Xo: ...ignore that. someone stole my phone. obviously
rumram24 @EmberTwilight_Xo: but still what kinda vids we talkin?
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5/20: @EmberTwilight_Xo: You ever had someone that you'd set your wings ablaze for? Well, I call him “Daddy,” but you can just call him Vik.
5/17: @EmberTwilight_Xo: Live now! Come join me and get a dance dedicated to you and only you! 💎💎💎
5/15: @EmberTwilight_Xo: Taking a short break my petals! I'll be live again next week! Sorry! Promise I'll make it up to all of you ♡xoxo♡
5/13: @EmberTwilight_Xo Come check out my live tonight on OnlyFur. Let me know if you need a shoutout, 3 spots available ♡ If you're interested ask me about my prices! I've got discounted promo packages just fur you 💎
5/13: @EmberTwilight_Xo Has joined The Despensery!
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YourGothMommy @EmberTwilight_Xo: ngl, u looked alright last stream. don't let it get to ur head tho💅
YourGothMommy @EmberTwilight_Xo: ...
YourGothMommy @EmberTwilight_Xo: ok fine, u looked hot as fuck. happy now?
EmberTwilight_Xo @YourGothMommy: Oh stop! You're going to make my wings flutter right off! You always bring sass and spice, didn't expect a little sugar coating there too, kitten.
RabidBadgrk@EmberTwilight_Xo: Wings out, legs up. That’s why ur my lil flame. Dont tell Nyx. she gets clingy.
EmberTwilight_Xo@RabidBadgrk:
Anything for you, Moonbeam. My wings don't heat up for just anyone, promise. Don't you go worrying about Nyx either, she can't fly as close to the flame as I do, Daddy.
FranSc3ne@EmberTwilight_Xo: brave of @RabidBadgrk to let his tax write-off cosplay as a softcore ghost twice a week.
RabidBadgrk@FranSc3ne: stop taggin me in your shit
FranSc3ne@RabidBadgrk: then answer ur dms???
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5/19: @RabidBaggrk mean time check out @YourGothMommy @EmberTwilight_Xo @kittykarnage413 you degens.
5/19: @RabidBadgrk Had to end pod early. got 99 problems and bitches b every 1 of em
5/19: @RabidBadgrk Is going Live with the Savage Order!
5/19: @RabidBadgrk Has joined The Despensery!
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EmberTwilight_Xo @RabidBadgrk:
Ever notice this house really only feels alive when you’re around? Guess we all just orbit your light, Moonbeam. ꙮ♡
YourGothMommy @RabidBadgrk: damn daddy, that pfp should come with a warning label🍆🔥
YourGothMommy @RabidBadgrk: kinda looks like a personal invite to me?💋
RabidBadgrk@YourGothMommy: doors open kitten. been meaning to show u off to some mates🍯
Scumouflage@RabidBadgrk: if 1 of ur girls pops out a scaly baby... it was solomon👀
RabidBadgrk@Scumouflage: aint no way either of you can reproduce
🐍 SnekCel👑@Scumouflage: fuck ALL the way off like i would go after some epussy
🐍 SnekCel👑@RabidBadgrk: im not having my reproductive abilities questioned by someone with grk in their name
OxidHISSation@RabidBadgrk: He's obviously too busy jerking off to his roommate to inpregnate anyone. But, if he did he probably would come to me because of my quality
FranSc3ne@RabidBadgrk: u said fems are only good for holes 🕳️ and eggs 🥚, and I have both. plz use me like a beat up ford truck during the apoclypse.
RabidBadgrk@FranSc3ne: i keep blockin you, why isnt it working??! Tf
FranSc3ne@RabidBadgrk: 😇
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5/19: @CashCow_Official Has joined The Despensery!
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EmberTwilightXo @_CashCowOfficial:
Thank you for always having my back with those late-night calls, big horn. Wouldn’t want anyone else walking this moth home.
EmberTwilightXo @_CashCowOfficial:
If you ever get tired of playing bodyguard, let me know. I could always use a dance partner and I'm sure you’ve got the stamina for it. 😏
EmberTwilightXo @_CashCowOfficial: Bell's a bit cute, figure you'd come trudging through, not jingling like the worlds biggest house cat. Only thing you're missing now is the little name tag that says "MooMoo"
YourGothMommy @_CashCow_Official: careful ladies, cash cow's all bark and no bite
YourGothMommy @_CashCow_Official: talkin like a doberman but he's really just a lapdog lol
YourGothMommy @_CashCow_Official: daddy told me to delete this but tbh idk how???
RabidBadgrk@CashCow_Official: getting complaints we outta milk. explain????
LupisPissPup💦@RabidBadgrk: do.... do u milk him... do.... do you like jerk him off not very alpha bro
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5/19: @YourGothMommy Has joined The Despensery!
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EmberTwilight_Xo @YourGothMommy: I could always come help make your streams a little more exciting there, pussy cat. 2 beautiful girls, a pair of wings and some wild imaginations. I'm sure we could stir something real exciting up for the fans. ♡ ꙮ ♡
YourGothMommy @EmberTwilight_Xo: u think our fans can handle both of us at the same time?
EmberTwilight_Xo @YourGothMommy:
Oh, pet! Look at you on the main page again! Obviously they have a thing for cats this week😉 Don’t worry though, wings are still in fashion.
EmberTwilight_Xo @YourGothMommy:
You and those pretty eyes, kitty cat... it’s almost unfair. I guess I’ll just have to try twice as hard to distract the fans next time. 😏
YourGothMommy @EmberTwilight_Xo: just don't go bitchin when they ask for a round two without you
RabidBadgrk@YourGothMommy: 9 lives, n still none of em as wild as last night. Ember could never.
YourGothMommy@RabidBadgrk: say it louder, daddy. let them all know who i belong to
LupisPissPup💦@RabidBadgrk: chud's out here whole ass pick up manning, what did u watch montgomery too much???? gunna put a head thru a wall??? maybe piss and shit and puke a lil?
OxidHISSation@LupisPissPup💦: Screenshot and sent to Monty, don't you both live in the same town? Unfortunate.
FranSc3ne@YourGothMommy: not domination if ur beggin in the group chat for simps to pay for your catnip
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5/13: @BedbugBite Has recieved a 30 minute mute ! from mod Snekcel Reason: "please..... please god..."
5/13: @BedbugBite Has recieved a 20 minute mute ! from mod Snekcel Reason: "leave me ALONE you can't come over wtf kind of request is that?
5/13: @BedbugBite Has joined The Despensery!
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OxidHISSation@BedbugBite: No, I do not do discounts. No, I do not do trades. No, you cannot just "look" at my product.
barnythepurpleCOC @BedbugBite: send hole
barnythepurpleCOC @BedbugBite: send hole
OxidHISSation@BedbugBite: Squaters rights absolutely do NOT extend to my fucking club???
LupisPissPup💦@OxidHISSation: got a little bug problem???????
OxidHISSation@LupisPissPup: Make more puns at me and you'll have a huge snake issue, Chad
Oops@ll🦇alware@OxidHISSation: Sooo... it's been a week since our last convo, which gave me time to skim this very scientific blog post (written in Comic Sans, bless) that says taipans have trash-tier memory. Probably the reason you still haven't responded...For the tech-illiterate in the back (specially the ones pushing street chems like it's still 2003) let's do a little crash course:There's this 12 digit number we call an IP address. It's like a digital scent trail that leads right to your general meatspace. You can do super wholesome stuff with it—like send someone unexpected packages straight to their door, without them ever giving you an address. Cute, right?Pro tip: get a VPN that doesn't suck before I get twitchy and start swatting again for old time's sake. Basic internet stuff isn't that hard (even for a snake nearly pushing his 40s).Oh, and that adorable little envelope in the top corner? That's your DM button. Press it, before I do it for you. 💋 xoxoxo
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5/13: @KittyKarnage413 Has blocked scumouflage !
5/13: @KittyKarnage413 Has blocked thepurplecocc
5/13: @KittyKarnage413 Has joined The Despensery!
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LupisPissPup💦@KittyKarnage413: cute foid on redfur...
OxidHISSation@LupisPissPup: What, the others scare you already, piss boy?
LupisPissPup💦@OxidHISSation: shut UP VAL its not like pissing is more morally corrupt than the red web or being a fucking human trafficker
OxidHISSation@LupisPissPup💦: When have I ever trafficked anyone or anything?
LupisPissPup💦: U LITERALLY GOT BUSTED WEEKS AGO
OxidHISSation@LupisPissPup💦: And, I'm not imprisoned yet, am I?
iamNOTbarny @KittyKarnage413: unblock
iamNOTbarny @KittyKarnage413: unblock pls
iamNOTbarny @KittyKarnage413: unblock me pls
RabidBadgrk@kittykarnage413: Still not sure if I hired u or summoned u. either way, keep goin
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5/13: @BiteMeSugar Has been unmuted ! from mod DubiousDubois reason: "shut up sol"
5/13: @BiteMeSugar Has been muted for 20 minutes! from mod Snekcel reason: "being immune to me and bragging"
5/13: @BiteMeSugar Has joined The Despensery!
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LupisPissPup💦@BiteMeSugar: snake AND does red fur stuff????? more based sol and val?????
OxidHISSation@LupisPissPup: What the fuck do you mean "more based"??? I literally sell drugs
🐍Snekcel👑@OxidHISSation: shut UP VAL!!!!!
🐍Snekcel👑@LupisPissPupp: but seconded wtf do you mean more based???
🐍Snekcel👑@BiteMeSugar: miss me with that snake shit eheheh
OxidHISSation@🐍Snekcel👑: You should die, actually, Sol.
LupisPissPup💦@BiteMeSugar: STOP SUPERCHATTING ME JUST TO MAKE ME CALL MYSELF STINKY AND GROSS!!!
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5/10: @ScizzarLizardzz: 🔞 STREAM ALERT 🔞 u sickos can't get ENOUGH of watching us fuck! the winner of our Romp Raffle is literally otw over RIGHT NOW 😈 stream starts in ONE HOUR. twice as hot, twice as fucked up! 💋👯🦎 #twincest #staymad
5/10: @ScizzarLizardzz Has joined The Despensery!
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Ribbited4UrPleasure @ScizzarLizardzz: Wot u say to a collab, skatties? 🐸💚
ScizzarLizardzz @Ribbited4UrPleasure: as if!!! we're sluts, not suicidal tf 💀💀
barnythepurpleCOC @ScizzarLizardzz: want my dick instead?????? 👅👅👅👅👅
barnythepurpleCOC @ScizzarLizardzz: check dms
iamNOTbarny @ScizzarLiardzz: unblock
iamNOTbarny @ScizzarLiardzz: unblock pls
iamNOTbarny @ScizzarLiardzz: unblock me pls
N0xi0usDr34mz69@ScizzorLizardzz: 4warnin giirls next batch gunna be eXtra potent. Advize ya to clear yer schedules. or not. but dont go blamin me when yer crumpled on the floor whinin bout the taste of colorz post haZe
ScizzarLizardzz @N0xi0usDr34mz69: yeah okkkk thnx for the warning or w/e just hurry upppp, cutie…😇🪲
RabidBadgrk@ScizzarLizardzz: you girls need a manager??? I’m feeling this bogo thing. DM me, we can talk business.
OxidHISSation@ScizzarLizardz: You don't have to settle for... him, you both could come work front stage in one of my clubs, all the Vex you could want.~
FranSc3ne@ScizzarLizardzz: there not even hot, thier just identical. and apparrently thas enough for coomers with a twin fetish and a lukewarm hotpocket.
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5/6: @VenomDrip Has joined The Despensery!
COMMENTS
OxidHISSation@VenomDrip: Darling, when are you coming back to the labs? I need more venom~
LupisPissPup@OxidHISSation: wow watching the typical brain dead AlpHa male manipulate in real time
OxidHISSation@LupisPissPup:Oh, bite me, Chadwick
OxidHISSation@VenomDrip: Come on, sweetheart. I have a job that's absolutely perfect
OxidHISSation@VenomDrip: No, I'm not "still" mad, darling. I was never mad I was concerned, worried.
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5/7: @thepurpleCOC Has started recieved a 30 minute mute! Reason: "AAAAAAKSKSJSJ HOLY SHIT" from mod DubiousDubois
5/7: @thepurpleCOC Has started recieved a 10 minute mute! Reason: "No i'm not sending hole pics back." from mod Snekcel
5/7: @thepurpleCOC Has started recieved a 20 minute mute! Reason: "stop sending me nudes" from mod Snekcel
5/6: @thepurpleCOC Has joined The Despensery!
COMMENTS
Scumouflage@thepurpleCOC: send hole
Scumouflage@thepurpleCOC: send hole
Scumouflage@thepurpleCOC: send hole
thepurpleCOC@Scumouflage: check dms
thepurpleCOC@Scumouflage: check dms
thepurpleCOC@Scumouflage: I SENT YOU MY ASSHOLE PLEASE RESPOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scumouflage@thepurpleCOC: check ur dms
ScizzarLizardzz @barnythepurpleCOC: STOP DMING US UR HOLE, CRACKHEAD!!!! 🖕🖕🖕
N0xi0usDr34mz69@barnythepurpleCOC: got a new motto for ya barnz, fits ya perf. chewin glass sniffin ass.
N0xi0usDr34mz69@barnythepurpleCOC: 4 the last time i dnt wanna see yer ass stop spamming my dmz bro!!!!!!
N0xi0usDr34mz69@barnythepurpleCOC: srsly dude! STOP.
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5/7: @Devi1mayFuck Has started a stream!
5/7: @Devi1mayFuck Has joined The Despensery!
COMMENTS
LupisPissPup@ Devi1mayFuck: fuck no no collab ever
🐍 SnekCel👑@LupisPissPup: awwwwww but chadwick a girl finally wants to touch you!!! willingly!!! c'mon virgin
LupisPissPup@🐍 SnekCel👑: sticking dick in crazy isnt worth DYING LITERALLY DYING
OxidHISSation@ Devi1mayFuck: That's another two workers this week. At this rate, I will exhaust all the morally dubious men I can find
🐍 SnekCel👑@OxidHISSation: STOP JUST ADMITTING TO MURDER ON MY SITE VAL HOLY SHIT NO WAY YOUR INTERNET ILLITERATE ASS IS USING AT THE VERY LEAST A VPN
🐍 SnekCel👑@Devi1mayFuck: you make alt accounts faster than chadwick spamming his lolthread
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5/6: @Ribbited4UrPleasure Has started a stream!
5/6: @Ribbited4UrPleasure Has joined The Despensery!
COMMENTS
🐍 SnekCel👑@ Ribbited4UrPleasure: holy SHIT based based based????? vermin VORE
🐍 SnekCel👑@ Ribbited4UrPleasure:sorry i mean im a normal, well adjusted gossip site owner who is nice to everyone
🐍 SnekCel👑@ Ribbited4UrPleasure: im just a little guy...
N0xi0usDr34mz69@Ribbited4UrPleasure: i ever wake up in the middle a the night n yer there standin over me im whippin out my emergn c stink. Aint no hard feelinz just occuptional hazrd 😰💨
Ribbited4UrPleasure @N0xi0usDr34mz69: Ouu lil bug, u don’t gotta worry about dat. I prefer da willing, ne?
N0xi0usDr34mz69@Ribbited4UrPleasure: yer cultz got waitin list longer than my product orderz now. Ya feelin blessed or just redy to burst Andz?
Ribbited4UrPleasure @N0xi0usDr34mz69: Lotsa souls sufferin, skattie. Full? Never. I feel fokken honored to be the da one doin da blessin
BearSpatter @Ribbited4UrPleasure: Still feeding folks your poison tea and calling it salvation, I see.
Ribbited4UrPleasure @BearSpatter: Awww, bru, don't knock it til u try it. Still got space in my queue. Could bump u up to da top
Scumouflage @Ribbited4UrPleasure: just transferred another 400ETH, papi
Ribbited4UrPleasure @Scumouflage: Ag, u always doing things like dis, chommie 🐸💚 BTW bring Vex or bring ur fucking will
Gnashthevole @Ribbited4UrPleasure: Are you really helping ppl?? Or is this fetish shit??
Ribbited4UrPleasure @Gnashthevole: Yes DM me ✌️🍵
barnythepurpleCOC @Ribbited4UrPleasure: STOP EATING ALL THE BONES 🦴🦴😡😡😡"
Ribbited4UrPleasure @barnythepurpleCOC: Sies...Barny, skattie, u gotta be fast if u want leftovers, ja? Too busy bumping uglies wit Jam
N0xi0usDr34mz69 @Ribbited4UrPleasure: Yer always talkin to every1 like ya wanna eat em or fuck em or both. Dunno if I shud be flattered or start sleepin wit knives..
Ribbited4UrPleasure @N0xi0usDr34mz69: Sleep wit whatever u like, tiny. I’ll still swallow u clean, ja nee xx
thepurpleCOC@Ribbited4UrPleasure: next time can you leave at LEAST ONE MOTHERFUCKING BONE I'M TIRED OF EATING SHOES!!!!!!!!!!! bitch
BambooAndBlush@ Ribbited4UrPleasure: Disgusting, I love it! At least you're not out here faking it with a cosplay tail and cat ears. Keep givin' us an epic show, swamp king!!
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5/6: @xXbloodmoonangelXx Has had their species changed! action by mod 🐍 SnekCel👑Reason: No.
5/6: @xXbloodmoonangelXx Has joined The Despensery!
COMMENTS
🐍 SnekCel👑@ xXbloodmoonangelXx : step shilling your shitty prescription pills in general
🐍 SnekCel👑@ xXbloodmoonangelXx : general is NOT for druggie activities go suck val's dick or something like everyone else
🐍 SnekCel👑@ xXbloodmoonangelXx : youre NOT setting your species as "FaLlEn AnGeL" thats not REAL
🐍 SnekCel👑@ xXbloodmoonangelXx : general is NOT for druggie activities go suck val's dick or something like everyone else
LupisPissPup💦@ 🐍 SnekCel👑 : aww is widdle snakeywakey sollywolly jealous of big bad valewio???
OxidHISSation@LupisPissPup💦: If you ever say my name like that again I will find you, Chadwick.
Oops@ll🦇alware@OxidHISSation: Hey valewio, wanna see what hawppens when my fingew swips and youw dwug wab stawts weakin coowdinates wike Chad weaks piss duwing his stweams?~🥺✨ Stawp thweatening usews, dat's my job, b-baka ~ <3(PS: check dms. got some stuff you might wanna fork a ton of cash over for <3)
OxidHISSation@Oops@ll🦇alware: ... I'm surrounded by idiots. You will wait for me to check my DMs untill after I forget reading that.
LupisPissPup💦@OxidHISSation: HAHHAHA VAL WHIPPED
BambooAndBlush@xXbloodmoonangelXx: Gotta say, you really are one of the few here who actually look like they belong in the wild. Mad respect little wolf.
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5/10: @N0xi0usDr34mz69: aint hearin the haterzz over the sound of me gettin rich for doin fuck all but breathin. "eww gross is that bug juice?!" FUCK YEA IT IS BITCH. bottlin it up sellin it n now IM the one payin the bills with yer disgust. keep on hatin ill be here countin dolla billz bitchezz 🪲💨✌️
5/6: @N0xi0usDr34mz69 Has joined The Despensery!
COMMENTS
🐍 SnekCel👑@N0xi0usDr34mz69: based competition for val
OxidHISSation@🐍 SnekCel👑: Some people do this thing called "Not being a horrific shut-in incel adjacent prick who can't even get along with his roommate"
OxidHISSation@🐍 SnekCel👑: Oh, fuck you, you fucking soft skinned crybaby. Unblock Vex on Fur Road.
thepurpleCOC@n0xi0usDr34nz69: check dms😏😏😏😏
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5/13: @mosquitoguy™ Has been unmuted ! action by mod ??? Reason: "THE TRUTH WOULD NOT BE STOPPED!!"
5/13: @mosquitoguy™ Has recieved a 20 minute mute ! from mod Snekcel Reason: "if I ever have to read anything about me touching chad or being in the same room as him I swear to FUCK i will nuke the ENTIRE site
5/13: @mosquitoguy™ 2000 blog as been deleted ! Action by mod Snekcel
5/6: @mosquitoguy™ Has joined The Despensery!
COMMENTS
LupisPissPup💦@mosquitoguy™: big increase in bugs on the site... HMMMM
🐍 SnekCel👑@LupisPissPup💦: im surprised your rancid cum and piss scent hasnt kept them away
LupisPissPup💦@🐍 SnekCel👑: dont u do anything else besides cyber bully me????
🐍 SnekCel👑@LupisPissPup💦: im not bullying you stalker chiiiiiillllllld
mosquitoguy™@🐍 SnekCel👑@LupisPissPup💦: FIGHTIN LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE, I SHIP 💚
LupisPissPup💦@mosquitoguy™: gag id rope before touching sol
🐍 SnekCel👑@LupisPissPup💦: i wouldnt need to rope ur smell alone would make mw shrivel up and die
OxidHISSation@mosquitoguy™: Thank you for the tip on my missing product, there’s a discount on Vex for every lead given to me.
WarbearSix@mosquitoguy™: I'm going to fuck you up.
mosquitoguy™@WarbearSix: Rude. BEAT ME HARDER NEXT TIME MOMMY
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5/7: @CareXbear Has rejected a request to unblock!
5/7: @CareXbear Has recieved a request to be unblocked! from Devi1mayFuck
5/7: @CareXbear Has blocked Devi1mayFuck !
5/5: @CareXbear Has rejected a request to unblock!
5/5: @CareXbear Has recieved a request to be unblocked! from OxidHISSation
5/5: @CareXbear Has blocked OxidHISSation!
5/5: @CareXbear Has had a mute removed! Reason: "Actually nvm keep annoying chad" from mod Snekcel
5/5: @CareXbear Has recieved a 10 minute mute! Reason: "simp crimes" from mod Snekcel
5/5: @CareXbear Has joined The Despensery!
COMMENTS
LupisPissPup💦@CareXbear: STUPID FOID WHORE STOP SENDING IN CHATS JUST TO TAUNT ME TARGETED AGAINST MEEEEEEE
LupisPissPup💦@CareXbear:... but the donos can keep coming
🐍 SnekCel👑@LupisPissPup💦: aww whats wong Wickyboo???? i thought incels wanted female attention????
LupisPissPup💦@🐍 SnekCel👑:STFU SOL SOME OF US HAVE STANDARDS"
🐍 SnekCel👑@LupisPissPup💦: your hand is standards??????
LupisPissPup💦@CareXbear: forget sol u dont have to settle for a beta cuck like him
LupisPissPup💦@CareXbear: ddo u maybe wannna uh meet up
LupisPissPup💦@CareXbear: FUCK THIS ISNT DMS
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5/5: @CryptCroaker Has started a stream!
5/5: @CryptCroaker Has joined The Despensery!
COMMENTS
TailPipeAssassin@CryptCroaker: Cool stream, bro. Kaito will tune in for the next one.
TailPipeAssassin@CryptCroaker: More crypt!
🐍 SnekCel👑@CryptCroaker: gen isnt for advertising.
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5/5: @CrimsonWidow Has recieved a 20 minute mute! reason: "AAAA holY SHIT dont send me spider SHiT i dont mod red fur!!!!" from mod Snekcel
5/5: @CrimsonWidow Has started a stream!
5/5: @CrimsonWidow Has joined The Despensery!
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🐍 SnekCel👑@CrimsonWidow: adding in a compliment along side the spider jumpscares DOES NOT negate the threat behind the DM.
OxidHISSation@🐍 SnekCel👑: Gunna cry? Gunna piss? Maybe puke a little?
🐍 SnekCel👑@OxidHISSation: who fucking taught you internet slang????
🐍 SnekCel👑@CrimsonWidow: i really need to make a tag for the bugs on the site.....
TailPipeAssassin@🐍 SnekCel👑: Did you just? Spiders aren't bugs, bro. Kaito is very disappointed in your bigotry
🐍 SnekCel👑@TailPipeAssassin: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE????? HOW IS IT BIGOTRY???
LupisPissPup💦@CrimsonWidow: never opening a donation from u again lost ur privilages w the clip from ur red room streams gunna get me fucking banned
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5/5: @Oops@ll🦇alware Unmuted myself cause someone has to give updates. And SOMEONE is too stingy to invest into a fucking blog for patch notes. (I saw your bank account statements. No, you're not as broke as you always whine about. Yes, you.)
------[General Patch Notes]Fixed a memory leak that was apparently older than Sol's last functional relationship (if he's had one. Doubtful).Also, cleaned up a redundant script that was literally just logging user logins to a plaintext file labeled "NOTLOGSDONOTOPEN.txt"—subtle.If your UI loads faster now, you're welcome. If it doesn't, you're probably still using Chrome like a mouthbreather.------[FIXED] Tips No Longer Cause Vibrator DDoSA UI bug made it so every tip—no matter how small—triggered all linked smart toys at once.Five 5-token tips in a row? Yeah. That wasn't a vibe. That was a seizure.Watching someone scream "THANK YOU KNOTDADDY69" while their butt plug tried to escape confinement was not the goal.Toys now respond only to properly formatted tip triggers. Still intense. Just... survivable. DM me if you want that as a toggle feature.------[FIXED?] No More Accidental Cross-Streams (Except Thursdays)Ever start a camshow and realize your feed is not your room, but someone else's?Blame the spaghetti code that randomly paired streamers together like it was a demihuman Tinder orgy.Best accidental pairing: a serious ASMR birdboy overlapped with a shark dom tearing a... fleshy pool noodle in half.Fixed(ish) now. Unless it's Thursday, 4am-5am. That's the new roulette hour. Enjoy. Not fixing that until the mods gives me some sugar.------Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hang face-down from the ceiling and hallucinate about functional code. Again.
5/5: @Oops@🦇llalware Has recieved a 10 minute mute! reason: "for every fucking rat i find it goes up ten minutes" from mod Snekcel
5/5: @Oops@🦇llalware Has joined The Despensery!
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🐍 SnekCel👑@Oops@🦇llalware: wait was it actually you who got val's club raided last month? KEK
OxidHISSation@🐍 SnekCel👑: Oh, so now DOXXING and SWATTING are just silly, funny little pass times? What about the "No LiFe RuInAtIoN RuLe"?
🐍 SnekCel👑@OxidHISSation: First, youre a public figure you CANT be doxxed smooth brain. Second, yes it IS hilarious when it happens to you. And third how is your cushy fucking life RUINED, val? no more drug or slut money???
🐍 SnekCel👑@Oops@ll🦇alware: im only allowing that because you muted val in the middle of our argument and that was based
🐍 SnekCel👑@Oops@ll🦇alware: stay outta my backend AND NO IM NOT A SHIT FUCKING CODER
Oops@ll🦇alware@🐍 SnekCel👑:Aw, Snekie… babe… You don't get to call me out while your error logs still cry "debug me harder, daddy!~"Now sit back, pop one of the chill pills sold on here, and maybe I’ll stop leaving ASCII bats in your root directory. Or I'll just keep nesting there. It's cozy. Smells like desperation and bad code.
OxidHISSation@Oops@🦇llalware: Were you also the one who swatted my pent house? You told them "Val is sooooo dangerous" and they did a fucking no knock entry.
LupisPissPup💦@OxidHISSation: holy fucking based druggie got fucking raided while doing blow???? @nullcolony is my favorite member nowLupisPissPup💦@Oops@🦇llalware: wwait where are those photos coming from theyre saved in my...
LupisPissPup💦@Oops@🦇llalware: AAAA STOP IM SORRY
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5/5: @Lemon'OG'amer Has recieved a 20 minute mute! reason: "that doesnt mean DM ME" from mod Snekcel
5/5: @Lemon'OG'amer Has recieved a 10 minute mute! reason: "stop spamming chat" from mod Snekcel
5/5: @Lemon'OG'amer Has joined The Despensery!
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🐍 SnekCel👑@Lemon'OG'amer: stop dming me you're gunna be why I lock my inbox AGAIN
🐍 SnekCel👑@Lemon'OG'amer: also no i dont need a background video for my streams the whole POINT of them is to read what i have on the video
🐍 SnekCel👑@Lemon'OG'amer: gen chat is NOT for promoting ive already told those bugs this i wont let you do it either
🐍 SnekCel👑@Lemon'OG'amer: we legit have an entire promotion thread!!!
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5/5: @LunarFox Has started a stream!
5/5: @LunarFox Has joined The Despensery!
COMMENTS
LupisPissPup💦@LunarFox: i KNOW FoxBitesBack is u i cant prove it but...
LupisPissPup💦@LunarFox: stop sending superchats just to make me say and do cringe shit!!
🐍 SnekCel👑@LupisPissPup💦: you know you... don't have to do what superchats say... right?
🐍 SnekCel👑@LupisPissPup💦: and are you really who should be accusing people of having alt accounts?????
LupisPissPup💦@🐍 SnekCel👑: just check the fucking ip addresses!!! im right!!!
🐍 SnekCel👑@LupisPissPup💦: oh look at the time I have to stream and NOT piss on myself and complain about not getting pussy
LupisPissPup💦@LunarFox: wait no was it u who started the i pissed on my rig rumor?????? @🐍 SnekCel👑 BAN THEM, thats false information on ur site!!!
EmberTwilight_Xo @LunarFox: A few of us demi-girls get together sometimes for private cam collabs. Safer, more fun, and so much chaos. You'd fit right in darling, hit me up if you'd like, no pressure
LunarFox @EmberTwilight_Xo: lmao okay now THIS is tempting—safer AND chaotic? sign my dramatic ass up. shoot me the deets!
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5/5: @FlapTillCollapse Has had a mute removed! Reason: "keep bugging sol its funny" from mod DubiousDubois
5/5: @FlapTillCollapse Has recieved a 10 minute mute! Reason: "your so on thin ice for being vermin" from mod Snekcel
5/5: @FlapTillCollapse Has joined The Despensery!
COMMENTS
OxidHISSation@FlapTillCollapse: Performing in my club is a luxury, and henceforth, I have and will always collect a 70% charge for the opportunity.
LupisPissPup💦@OxidHISSation: thats like very problematic or whatever... why do women like assholes like you?
OxidHISSation@LupisPissPup💦: I don't even get called chad? I'm hurt, truly. Stop following my comment threads, Piss Boy.
🐍 SnekCel👑@FlapTillColapse: No, no you keep the rat emote until I decide it comes off, stop asking other mods when i say no🐍 SnekCel👑@FlapTillColapse: also bribing me with drugs will never work
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5/5: @Scumouflage Has recieved a 20 minute mute! Reason "Simping for chad. Bannable." from mod JackedJerkinTerrior
5/5: @Scumouflage Has joined The Despensery!
COMMENTS
🐍 SnekCel👑@Scumouflage: Troll Val more with the competing drug dealing... no specific reasons of course...
🐍 SnekCel👑@Scumouflage: totally not coming from the site owner
OxidHISSation@🐍 SnekCel👑: Why don't you touch some grass and leave my buisness dealings alone?
thepurpleCOC@Scumouflage: check dms
thepurpleCOC@Scumouflage: check dms
thepurpleCOC@Scumouflage: I SENT YOU MY ASSHOLE PLEASE RESPOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😟😟😟
LupisPissPup💦@Scumouflage: based superchat bro, you get it why the fuck would i purposefully piss on my set up????
Scumouflage@LupisPissPup💦: yea u should piss on your top donator instead 👀
ScizzarLizzardzz @Scumouflage: stop acting like ur busy and come overrr 🥺😭 and bring V!!! don't bring barny... ok bring barny but u have to bring extra V
N0xi0usDr34mz69@Scumouflage: Ey yo bring barnz n yaself here, got hold a some good shit
Scumouflage @N0xi0usDr34mz: BARNYS DICK STUCK IN CEILING FAN AGAIN, GIMME 5
RabidBadgrk@Scumouflage Oi, rango. I said leave the shit with the guard at the gate, not in my fuckin girls laundry basket.
Scumouflage@RabidBadgrk: RANGO?!!?! bruh imma take her hole basket next time fr
RabidBadgrk@Scumouflage try it and ill have a fancy new colour-changing belt, pascal
LupisPissPup💦@Scumouflage: bro called him fucking PASCAL
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5/1: @ToastedVermin Has joined The Despensery!
COMMENTS
🐍 SnekCel👑@ToastedVermin: out of ALL the possible usernames why did you name yourself vermin??? im giving you the vermin
🐍 SnekCel👑@ToastedVermin: unles... its some big convoluted way of saying you toast vermin...
OxidHISSation@ToastedVermin: Why are you on this STUPID site instead of working???
OxidHISSation@ToastedVermin: If you have time to post you have time to run.
mosquitoguy™@ToastedVermin 🐀: He's SOOO gonna beat ur ass, lovingly ofc 😇
ToastedVermin 🐀@mosquitoguy™: SEAN STOP RATTING ME OUT U PISS BABY
mosquitoguy™@ToastedVermin 🐀: NEVERRRRRRRRR NEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEEHHEHHHEHHHEHHEH

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Warning: Take at your own risk, reality might not feel quite the same after.
HeXhaust Vapes - Minor hallucinogen, slight alter to the world around them, 'twinkling stars' from sunrays, walls slightly warbling, feeling of euphoria and 'meltiness', general feeling of a happy calm no matter how upset you are at the time, those who are regular drug users can 'seem sober' if they need to. Lasts for a few hours
NoxXtract- Full blown hallucinogen, comes in a vial of soft orange globby fluids, can be injected or swallowed, causes the users world to completely visually alter, feel like you're riding a wave of fucked up colourful wiggly sensations, you feel every movement of your hallucinations, you can taste colours, you smell shapes, the worlds completely fucked for about 8 hours, but the intensity and amount of time between taking a dose can vary depending how often you use, just as any drug you can become very dependant on it.

"One hit and you're mine—and you'll remember every second of it."Breathe in the sweet sting of Vex—your muscles go liquid, your thoughts turn to syrup while your awareness stays razor sharp. 30 seconds and the world blurs into warm static yet every degrading touch burns itself into memory. One hour in: euphoria wraps around you like a lover’s chokehold, skin hypersensitive as both pleasure and pain etches itself behind your eyelids forever. Three hours deep? Time stretches but never breaks—you'll recall every whispered insult, every bruising grip, exactly how many times they made you beg before dawn... By sunrise all that lingers is the phantom weight on your chest and an itch under your skin only Daddy V can scratch… See ya tomorrow.











